The Apocalypse Diaries (Day Ten: 3-22-2020)

Here’s a list of things I’m thinking but probably shouldn’t say: 1.  Once upon a time, a troop of apes mutated into pale hairless chatterboxes and diseased the natural world. They tore out trees, broke up mountains, trashed the oceans, melted the glaciers, smogged the atmosphere, enslaved the animal kingdom, dumped fire from the heavens, … Continue reading The Apocalypse Diaries (Day Ten: 3-22-2020)

The Apocalypse Diaries (Day Eight: 3-20-2020)

Nobody knows what day it is anymore. The President said “please” on Wednesday, as in, “Any questions, please?” Swans and dolphins appeared in the Venice canals. Governor Gavin Newsom of California has ordered all residents to stay home. Italy’s death toll has exceeded China’s. Severe storms and tornadoes hit the central US last night. The … Continue reading The Apocalypse Diaries (Day Eight: 3-20-2020)