All of the good people are in hiding, and there’s no escaping the idiots. So there’s this astounding young woman on Twitter whose name I’ll spare you so as not to perpetuate any more of her syphilitic diarrheic mop vomit of an excuse for critical thought. But anyway, this woman once objected to a man … Continue reading chapter one 02122021 2300
Nice guys finish last, it’s true. But kind men, they never finish at all. They go on forever. So what’s the difference? Because there is a whole cavern’s chasm's worth of difference between a kind man and a nice guy. Both of them won’t mess with you. Both of them don’t want any trouble. But … Continue reading chapter one 02122021 2200
Baby, Baby, You know how this works.
“Oh Master al-Qarawi,” The Elder said with a smile. “You are aware of the widow’s calamity.” The Master did not speak. This meant that he was aware. Silence speaks volumes in the jalsa.
To be ALI, or not to be ALI?
I get the sense that we’re all trying to say the same thing, but we’re so used to fighting that we hardly notice. We fight about how it was said, and who said it first, and when it was said, and how it was worded, and which full moon is The Full Moon. And in the … Continue reading chapter one 02012021 2200
Since when were women equal to men? Since when?
For a guy who's learned a lot of words, I’m having a serious problem with words. I thought I’d take a shot and write a short essay to introduce my upcoming revision to a previously-published poem called Heartbreak Morrow, which I was planning to release some time this month. I thought it might be clever … Continue reading chapter one 08012020 1900
Remember when you met me in the woods?
I can’t say for sure what happens after death. But I can tell you what happens during. However you meet your end, what will happen is that your ability to breathe will be compromised. Little by little you will no longer be able to oxygenate. Most people at this critical stage of life make a … Continue reading chapter one 01292021 1300